Bernie Madoff pleaded guilty to $50 billion in fraud. He told the judge he was deeply sorry and ashamed and the judge said, “Oh,” before sentencing him to probably the rest of his life.
I feel bad for the victims, but the guy’s name is “Made-Off.” Seriously — that’s not a red flag?
That’s like hiring a guy named “Bernie Hepatitis” to serve you clams. (Jimmy Kimmel)